🦈 Shark Tank India

📘 Matlab kya hai:
The estimated total worth of a company

🧔 Laala samjhaate hain:
"Beta, teri dukaan kitne mein bikegi agar aaj bechna padhe? Wahi teri valuation hai. Shark log pehlei yahi poochhte hain — aur zyada maango toh 'bahut zyada' bolke walk out kar dete hain!"

📺 Shark Tank mein kab suntey ho:
When founders say "We are valued at X crores"

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📘 Matlab kya hai:
Ownership percentage in a company

🧔 Laala samjhaate hain:
"Maan le teri dukaan hai — tune mujhe 10% equity di. Matlab ab dukaan ka 10% mera. Faayda hua toh 10% mera, tota hua toh 10% mera bhi. Samjha?"

📺 Shark Tank mein kab suntey ho:
"I want X% equity for Y lakh rupees"

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📘 Matlab kya hai:
Reduction in ownership % when new shares are issued

🧔 Laala samjhaate hain:
"Teri dukaan mein pehle sirf tu tha — 100% tera. Phir ek investor aaya, 20% le gaya. Ab tera 80%. Doosra aaya, aur 15% gaya. Ab tera 65%. Yahi dilution hai — hissa kam hota jaata hai!"

📺 Shark Tank mein kab suntey ho:
When multiple sharks invest across rounds

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📘 Matlab kya hai:
Company value BEFORE investment

🧔 Laala samjhaate hain:
"Paisa aane SE PEHLE teri dukaan ki keemat. Shark ka cheque aaya nahi abhi — tab teri keemat kya thi? Wahi pre-money. Simple!"

📺 Shark Tank mein kab suntey ho:
Valuation negotiation before deal is finalized

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📘 Matlab kya hai:
Company value AFTER investment

🧔 Laala samjhaate hain:
"Pre-money mein shark ka paisa jod do — ho gayi post-money valuation. Agar teri value 10 crore thi aur shark ne 2 crore diye, toh post-money = 12 crore. Ab iska 2/12 = 16.67% shark ka."

📺 Shark Tank mein kab suntey ho:
Calculating equity % after investment

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📘 Matlab kya hai:
A % of every sale paid to investor until a fixed amount is returned

🧔 Laala samjhaate hain:
"Shark bolta hai — equity nahi chahiye mujhe. Bas har bikri mein se 5% de mujhe, jab tak maine 3 crore wapas na le liye. Yeh royalty deal hai. Seedha maal — koi hissa nahi!"

📺 Shark Tank mein kab suntey ho:
When sharks propose royalty instead of equity

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📘 Matlab kya hai:
Verification of all claims before finalizing investment

🧔 Laala samjhaate hain:
"Shark ne haan bol diya camera ke saamne — but asli deal abhi baaki hai! Woh unke CA aur lawyer bhejenge — books dekhenge, numbers check karenge, sab verify karenge. Jhooth nikla toh deal cancel. Yahi due diligence!"

📺 Shark Tank mein kab suntey ho:
After handshake on show, before money actually arrives

📘 Matlab kya hai:
Document outlining deal terms before final agreement

🧔 Laala samjhaate hain:
"Verbal mein deal ho gayi — ab kagaz pe likhte hain. Kitna paisa, kitna hissa, kya conditions. Yeh term sheet hai. Sign kiya, toh pakki baat!"

📺 Shark Tank mein kab suntey ho:
After show, during actual deal finalization

📘 Matlab kya hai:
How much cash a startup spends per month

🧔 Laala samjhaate hain:
"Tu har mahine kitna paisa jala raha hai? Office ka kiraya, staff ka mewanha, server ka bill — sab jodega toh tera burn rate! Shark yahi pehle poochhtey hain — zyada jala toh tension ho jaati hai!"

📺 Shark Tank mein kab suntey ho:
Sharks ask "What is your monthly burn?"

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📘 Matlab kya hai:
Number of months before cash runs out

🧔 Laala samjhaate hain:
"Bank mein 12 lakh hain, har mahine 2 lakh jal rahe hain — toh tera runway 6 mahine ka hai. 6 mahine baad? Dukaan band! Isliye Shark se paisa maangne aaye ho!"

📺 Shark Tank mein kab suntey ho:
When sharks ask "How long can you survive without investment?"

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📘 Matlab kya hai:
Total money earned from sales

🧔 Laala samjhaate hain:
"Tu ne iss mahine 100 cheezein bechi, 500 rupaye mein ek. Toh tera revenue = 50,000 rupaye. Simple! Par yeh profit nahi hai bhai — abhi toh kharch bhi nikaalega na?"

📺 Shark Tank mein kab suntey ho:
"What is your monthly revenue?"

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📘 Matlab kya hai:
Revenue minus all expenses

🧔 Laala samjhaate hain:
"50,000 revenue aaya — lekin maal kharidne mein 20,000, dukaan ka kiraya 10,000, aur staff ko 15,000 diya. Toh profit sirf 5,000! Revenue aur profit mein BAHUT fark hai — yaad rakh!"

📺 Shark Tank mein kab suntey ho:
Sharks always distinguish revenue from profit

📘 Matlab kya hai:
Earnings before interest, tax, depreciation and amortisation

🧔 Laala samjhaate hain:
"Yaar yeh wala thoda mushkil hai — par samjhao toh: bank ka byaaj, sarkar ka tax, purani machine ka ghisaav — yeh sab kaat ke jo bachta hai wahi EBITDA. Matlab asli kamai kitni ho rahi hai business se!"

📺 Shark Tank mein kab suntey ho:
Valuation discussions for profitable companies

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📘 Matlab kya hai:
Total cost to acquire one customer

🧔 Laala samjhaate hain:
"Tu ne Facebook ads mein 10,000 lagaye, 10 customers aaye. Toh ek customer laane mein 1,000 rupaye kharch hue — yahi tera CAC hai. Ab agar woh customer sirf 500 ka saamaan kharide — toh ghata hi ghata!"

📺 Shark Tank mein kab suntey ho:
Unit economics discussion

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📘 Matlab kya hai:
Total revenue from one customer over their entire relationship

🧔 Laala samjhaate hain:
"Ramesh tera customer hai. Har mahine 500 ka saamaan kharidta hai, 2 saal tak kharidega. Toh Ramesh tera LTV = 12,000 rupaye! Ab agar use laane mein 1,000 lage — toh tera fayda 11,000. Yahi LTV:CAC ka chakkar hai!"

📺 Shark Tank mein kab suntey ho:
Subscription business unit economics

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📘 Matlab kya hai:
Built without external funding

🧔 Laala samjhaate hain:
"Apna paisa, apna sapna. Kisi se udhaar nahi, kisi ka hissa nahi. Ghar ki jama-poonji lagayi, dost se 2 lakh udhaare — aur dukaan khadi kar di. Yahi bootstrapping hai — Sharks isko bahut respect dete hain!"

📺 Shark Tank mein kab suntey ho:
When founders say they built without investors

📘 Matlab kya hai:
Business selling to other businesses

🧔 Laala samjhaate hain:
"Tu software banaata hai — par woh koi aam aadmi nahi kharidta. Tere customer bhi dukandaar hain — bade bade companies. Business se business. B2B = Bade se Bada!"

📺 Shark Tank mein kab suntey ho:
Explaining customer type to sharks

📘 Matlab kya hai:
Selling directly to end customer, cutting out middlemen

🧔 Laala samjhaate hain:
"Pehle tha: Tu → Distributor → Retailer → Customer. D2C mein: Tu → Customer. Beech waale saare hatao! Fayda zyada, control zyada. Nykaa, Mamaearth — yahi karte hain!"

📺 Shark Tank mein kab suntey ho:
Many consumer brand pitches on the show

📘 Matlab kya hai:
Ability to grow revenue faster than costs

🧔 Laala samjhaate hain:
"Aaj 100 customers, 10 log kaam karte hain. 1000 customers ho gaye — kya 100 log chahiye? Nahi! Software ne sambhaal liya. Yahi scalable hai — zyada becho, kharch zyada nahi bdhta!"

📺 Shark Tank mein kab suntey ho:
Sharks always ask "Is this scalable?"

📘 Matlab kya hai:
First individual investor in an early-stage startup

🧔 Laala samjhaate hain:
"Tera idea seedha hai, revenue nahi, proof nahi — par ek banda hai jo bolta hai 'yaar, mujhe vishwas hai tujhme.' Woh 10 lakh de deta hai. Yahi angel hai — swarg se aaya farishta jab koi aur nahi deta!"

📺 Shark Tank mein kab suntey ho:
Founders mention their first investor

📘 Matlab kya hai:
First formal round of funding

🧔 Laala samjhaate hain:
"Beej daalo, ped banao. Seed round = pehla paisa. Isse product banata hai, pehle customers laata hai. Agar beej achha hai — ped bada hoga. Warna... jungle mein kho jaayega."

📺 Shark Tank mein kab suntey ho:
Discussing funding history

📘 Matlab kya hai:
Maximum valuation at which convertible notes convert to equity

🧔 Laala samjhaate hain:
"Maine tujhe 1 lakh udhaar diya — bola baad mein hissa le lunga. Par tune bol diya 'maximum 5 crore valuation pe convert hoga.' Matlab teri value 50 crore ho gayi — toh bhi mera hissa 5 crore wali calculation se. Mera fayda! Yahi cap hai."

📺 Shark Tank mein kab suntey ho:
Advanced deal structure discussions